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A primer on ISM’s
November 24th, 2009
Two Cows
SOCIALISM: You have two cows. State takes one and gives it to someone else.
COMMUNISM: You have two cows. State takes both of them and gives you milk.
FASCISM: You have two cows. State takes both of them and sells you milk.
NAZISM: You have two cows. State takes both of them and shoots you.
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. State takes both of them, kills one and spills the milk from the other cow into the sewer system.
CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one, and buy a bull.
That explains how the various ism’s work in a nutshell. If you have further questions, click the names to get a little more detail.
Then, please vote out the incumbents 
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