Janet’s Solution
Department of Homeland Security Issues Terrorist ID Cards
Requires Application, $25 Fee
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – In the wake of the Christmas Day airline terror attempt, the Department of Homeland Security today said it was instituting a bold new series of security measures, including issuing an official “proof of terrorism” I.D. card.
“All potential terrorists must have the terrorist I.D. card in order to be barred from boarding,” said Homeland Security secretary Janet Napolitano. “If you want to get on the no-fly list you’ll need a completed application and the $25 fee.”
Ms. Napolitano said that while the terror suspect’s father had warned the U.S. about his son weeks before the incident, the Homeland Security Dept. was tightening rules in that area as well: “In the future, it will be necessary for a terrorist’s mom and dad to warn us before we take it seriously.”
The Homeland Security chief said that her department would continue to crack down on the primary threat to air safety: shampoo.
“We will be looking out for shampoo like never before,” she said. “If you want to smuggle it on board, you had better hide it with your bomb-making supplies.”
She also praised the Department’s decision to ban in-flight bathroom use: “One thing every terrorist has in common is that they eventually need to pee.”
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Wednesday Funnies: Safety Edition – Big Government
I think this paints Barney Fife in a bad light!
By the way… gives you nice warm feelings when you fly, right? I thought not!
Cheer up, 2010 is an election year. Throw ALL the incumbent bums out!
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The Green Religion and ClimateGate
Interview with Steven Mosher posted at biggovernment.com
This is very interesting to me. I have long posited that AGW was a religion and not a science. Corruption has snuck its nose under the tent of science. How you ask?
It is very simple, when government funds science, especially when an outcome is desired or possibly predictable, human nature becomes involved. The money is funded for certain research, say global warming, and in doing the research you discover that it is most likely a natural process well beyond your control. This is your life’s work… if what you are finding is true, then you may be out of work. Self-preservation becomes the overriding factor.
Adam Baldwin posited thus:
“I think one of the big, missing stories here is how the scientific publishing mechanism is corrupted. I mean, I think of “Global Warming” as kind of a religion, and what you see in the mails is how they construct the canon, of how they corrupt the journal publishing, to get the papers published what they WANT published, with the reviewers that they want reviewing it and the papers they don’t want published, they keep out.”
Now, this “pseudo-science” can really be classified as religion. It is based on belief with some evidence, obviously subject to misinterpretation, yet no proof has been offered!
For most of us who have questioned certain parts of what is modernly called “science” this came as no surprise. Now if only the same scrutiny can be applied to the far older religion that masquerades as science! That religion is set forth in “The Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection, or The Preservation of Favoured Races in the Struggle for Life.”
Yes, I have been called the names listed at the end of the article, and they show the vapidity of the arguments being offered. Usually, though before this happens… the point is made as scholars say, those who study say, etc. What they really always mean is “You are dumb and cannot understand this, we are the smart ones!”
Don’t buy that! Always examine the worldview first!
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The Florida Constitution and National Healthcare
Curiously, there is a little known right guaranteed in the Constitution of the State of Florida. It is here.
ARTICLE I DEFINITION OF RIGHTS, SECTION 23. Right of privacy.–Every natural person has the right to be let alone and free from governmental intrusion into the person’s private life except as otherwise provided herein. This section shall not be construed to limit the public’s right of access to public records and meetings as provided by law.
Reading the plain English, it guarantees me the right from governmental intrusion into my private life. And since the U.S. Constitution and Bill of Rights in Article X declares… “The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.”
As I reason, Florida’s Constitution supersedes on this point. In light of the above, I have some questions to ask…
How can the government require me to carry health insurance when it is a clear violation of the above?
Why do I have to answer obviously intrusive and private questions every ten years for the U.S. census?
It seems to me that those who are elected to serve the people do not. They either do not understand the positions of service with which they are entrusted, or flagrantly violate that trust.
I would like to know… how one of the Senators from my state, Bill Nelson, could cast a vote in the U.S. Senate that violates the Constitution of the State of Florida. Can anyone answer this?
Read the Florida Constitution here: Statutes & Constitution :Constitution : Online Sunshine
Read the U.S Constitution and Bill of Rights here: U.S. Constitution and U.S.Bill of Rights
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Merry Christmas Rant!
Oh no he didn’t! Did he say that bitterness is enlightenment?
Woot! Praise God, this man has not been tricked!
The video has been removed from YouTube, however, you can see it here, you will have to wait for the short :40 advertisement, though!
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Why are we stuck with two parties?
Republicans.
Democrats.
Is that all we can possibly elect?
The bad thing is, they are really not two parties? They are almost the same. One likes to give charity to corporations and get bigger and tax the people to death. The other one likes to give charity to weird people and get bigger and tax people to death.
Only now we have a party that likes to give charity to corporations and weird people and get bigger and bigger and bigger and print money to make all the money we had worthless and call the other party names and call the people that call them out and tell about their evil lies “not worthy news reporters” or some such, and it lies and lies and lies.
We need to get out of this mess. Both parties are the same — they both want to become totalitarian regimes and destroy the freedom the people are supposed to have. The only problem is, if both parties are horribly evil and all the rules are set up to only allow those two parties, how do We, The People fix this mess??? It is really obvious they are not going to fix the problem. They ARE the problem!!!!
Can We The People agree that BOTH parties are broken, BOTH parties need to be booted out of power and WE the People have to vote for people of integrity that will dismantle the monstrosity we allowed to grow around us, to suck our freedom and ability to be great right out of us, the monstrosity that has dumbed down our children, denied our God, destroyed our heritage and made us vulnerable to our enemies?
We The People have to get our act together and fix all the horribleness that We The People in our apathy and greed and selfishness allowed to grow like a malignant tumor on the world.
Are We The People ready???
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Democratic Senator Max Baucus Drunk on Senate Floor
Senator Max Baucus, D – Montana speaks while obviously intoxicated on the US Senate Floor debating National Health Care Reform. What has happened in our upper house of government?
These people have to be voted out, they have no concept of the position they hold, nor the ability to do it with dignity!
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Obama’s Christmas tree graced by Chairman Mao, transvestite
Obama also declared publicly in Turkey last April, "We do not consider ourselves a Christian nation."
Hmmm… those of us who do bear the name of the Savior would differ, and we do continue to offer up prayers for our homeland. With our prayers, we ask for wisdom for those who have the authority. And with that wisdom, we ask that it is used exclusively for righteousness and to glorify God.
That being said, any use of that wisdom that is not used in righteousness to glorify our Father above, we conversely ask, be met with judgment!
Those who exercise authority must know… that authority comes with personal responsibility!
Obama’s Christmas tree graced by Chairman Mao, transvestite
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Where’s the Line to See Jesus?
Where is that line? There is no line, He is waiting right now… He is here 1 John 1:8-10.
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Jesus IS the Reason
Merry Christmas to all, and thanks AIG!
http://www.answersingenesis.org/media/image/cartoons/after-eden
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