Crossing A Border

June 25th, 2010

LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!!

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDERILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET

  1. A JOB,
  2. A DRIVERS LICENSE,
  3. SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
  4. WELFARE,
  5. FOOD STAMPS,
  6. CREDIT CARDS,
  7. SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
  8. FREE EDUCATION,
  9. FREE HEALTH CARE,
  10. A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
  11. BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
  12. AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION.

Are WE dumbasses or what ?????

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2 Responses to “Crossing A Border”

  1. BILL on July 9, 2010 6:01 pm

    YES .
    YOU ARE A DUMBASS.

    IF YOU WANT THE U.S. TO BE LIKE THOSE COUNTRIES……..THEN MOVE THERE.

  2. admin on July 10, 2010 11:34 pm

    i think you missed the point of the post. I do not want the US to be like any of those other countries except for the secure borders they have. We have various legal avenues for people to immigrate to America. The liberals in this country have made our borders totally open to anyone who wants to come here: low cost worker, terrorist, drug smuggler, criminal gang members, whatever.

    Then, once these people come here they are given more rights and “entitlements” than the legal citizens that have lived here and paid taxes for their whole lives.

    If you think the US should have porous borders and waste all kinds of money on people that are here illegally, feel free to go to the border states and give all your money to illegals you see. Me? I want my money to benefit my family first and then the charities I support. I do not need it being confiscated by an out of control federal government that wants to destroy this country by turning into a marxist second class european wannabe state.

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