AMERICA’S NEW HEALTH CARE SYSTEM REVEALED
Wowsers!
I can;t wait to see the forms… and I am sure there will be a program like “Turbotax” to help!
And I am sure by adding bureaucracy it saves money!
Congressman Kevin Brady (TX08) :: Press Release :: AMERICA’S NEW HEALTH CARE SYSTEM REVEALED
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Crossing A Border
LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!!
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDERILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
- A JOB,
- A DRIVERS LICENSE,
- SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
- WELFARE,
- FOOD STAMPS,
- CREDIT CARDS,
- SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
- FREE EDUCATION,
- FREE HEALTH CARE,
- A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
- BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
- AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION.
Are WE dumbasses or what ?????
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Governor Charlie Crist on Miami Beach: Looking Around for Tar Balls
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Shouldn’t someone tell him… THAT is not a tar ball?
But he is checking the beaches to make sure there are no tar balls.
HotAirPundit: Governor Charlie Crist on Miami Beach: Taking a Look Around (Photos)
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» Funnies: Big Spending Edition – Big Government
» Funnies: Big Spending Edition – Big Government
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TOTUS appears at an Elementary School
It looks as if POTUS has a security blanket. TOTUS was hauled out to provide a safety net for a speech to elementary school children.
Does anyone wonder why?
And the media calls Bush dumb!
Obama’s Cabinet Picks – Yahoo! News Photos
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New Animation: ‘Learn To Speak Tea Bag’ : NPR
Lookie what your tax money bought!
I do declare, these people who fancy themselves intellectuals will be surprised to find they really have been had!
New Animation: ‘Learn To Speak Tea Bag’ : NPR
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Janet’s Solution
Department of Homeland Security Issues Terrorist ID Cards
Requires Application, $25 Fee
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – In the wake of the Christmas Day airline terror attempt, the Department of Homeland Security today said it was instituting a bold new series of security measures, including issuing an official “proof of terrorism” I.D. card.
“All potential terrorists must have the terrorist I.D. card in order to be barred from boarding,” said Homeland Security secretary Janet Napolitano. “If you want to get on the no-fly list you’ll need a completed application and the $25 fee.”
Ms. Napolitano said that while the terror suspect’s father had warned the U.S. about his son weeks before the incident, the Homeland Security Dept. was tightening rules in that area as well: “In the future, it will be necessary for a terrorist’s mom and dad to warn us before we take it seriously.”
The Homeland Security chief said that her department would continue to crack down on the primary threat to air safety: shampoo.
“We will be looking out for shampoo like never before,” she said. “If you want to smuggle it on board, you had better hide it with your bomb-making supplies.”
She also praised the Department’s decision to ban in-flight bathroom use: “One thing every terrorist has in common is that they eventually need to pee.”
JackTymann
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Wednesday Funnies: Safety Edition – Big Government
I think this paints Barney Fife in a bad light!
By the way… gives you nice warm feelings when you fly, right? I thought not!
Cheer up, 2010 is an election year. Throw ALL the incumbent bums out!
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Merry Christmas Rant!
Oh no he didn’t! Did he say that bitterness is enlightenment?
Woot! Praise God, this man has not been tricked!
The video has been removed from YouTube, however, you can see it here, you will have to wait for the short :40 advertisement, though!
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Democratic Senator Max Baucus Drunk on Senate Floor
Senator Max Baucus, D – Montana speaks while obviously intoxicated on the US Senate Floor debating National Health Care Reform. What has happened in our upper house of government?
These people have to be voted out, they have no concept of the position they hold, nor the ability to do it with dignity!
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