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TOTUS appears at an Elementary School
It looks as if POTUS has a security blanket. TOTUS was hauled out to provide a safety net for a speech to elementary school children.
Does anyone wonder why?
And the media calls Bush dumb!
Obama’s Cabinet Picks – Yahoo! News Photos
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New Animation: ‘Learn To Speak Tea Bag’ : NPR
Lookie what your tax money bought!
I do declare, these people who fancy themselves intellectuals will be surprised to find they really have been had!
New Animation: ‘Learn To Speak Tea Bag’ : NPR
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Janet’s Solution
Department of Homeland Security Issues Terrorist ID Cards
Requires Application, $25 Fee
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – In the wake of the Christmas Day airline terror attempt, the Department of Homeland Security today said it was instituting a bold new series of security measures, including issuing an official “proof of terrorism” I.D. card.
“All potential terrorists must have the terrorist I.D. card in order to be barred from boarding,” said Homeland Security secretary Janet Napolitano. “If you want to get on the no-fly list you’ll need a completed application and the $25 fee.”
Ms. Napolitano said that while the terror suspect’s father had warned the U.S. about his son weeks before the incident, the Homeland Security Dept. was tightening rules in that area as well: “In the future, it will be necessary for a terrorist’s mom and dad to warn us before we take it seriously.”
The Homeland Security chief said that her department would continue to crack down on the primary threat to air safety: shampoo.
“We will be looking out for shampoo like never before,” she said. “If you want to smuggle it on board, you had better hide it with your bomb-making supplies.”
She also praised the Department’s decision to ban in-flight bathroom use: “One thing every terrorist has in common is that they eventually need to pee.”
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Wednesday Funnies: Safety Edition – Big Government
I think this paints Barney Fife in a bad light!
By the way… gives you nice warm feelings when you fly, right? I thought not!
Cheer up, 2010 is an election year. Throw ALL the incumbent bums out!
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Merry Christmas Rant!
Oh no he didn’t! Did he say that bitterness is enlightenment?
Woot! Praise God, this man has not been tricked!
The video has been removed from YouTube, however, you can see it here, you will have to wait for the short :40 advertisement, though!
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Democratic Senator Max Baucus Drunk on Senate Floor
Senator Max Baucus, D – Montana speaks while obviously intoxicated on the US Senate Floor debating National Health Care Reform. What has happened in our upper house of government?
These people have to be voted out, they have no concept of the position they hold, nor the ability to do it with dignity!
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YouTube – Hide The Decline – Climategate
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Sounds like an even trade to me…
works for me!!
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A primer on ISM’s
Two Cows
SOCIALISM: You have two cows. State takes one and gives it to someone else.
COMMUNISM: You have two cows. State takes both of them and gives you milk.
FASCISM: You have two cows. State takes both of them and sells you milk.
NAZISM: You have two cows. State takes both of them and shoots you.
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. State takes both of them, kills one and spills the milk from the other cow into the sewer system.
CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one, and buy a bull.
That explains how the various ism’s work in a nutshell. If you have further questions, click the names to get a little more detail.
Then, please vote out the incumbents 
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